goals for day: watch third season of arrested development. find beer in vegetable crisper. tweet goals for the day. aim high, everyone!
8/3/11 2:39 PM
@sarcasymptote that tweet makes me so happy of yourself. Thumbs up.
8/3/11 2:44 PM
@sarcasymptote goals for today: read book 3 GoT, eat chocolates, and not change out of pajamas. Maybe shower if looking to aim high.
8/3/11 2:55 PM
@sophgermain whoa whoa whoa, pace yourself. It's vacation.
8/3/11 2:57 PM
@sarcasymptote you're right showering would be overkill.
8/3/11 2:57 PM
@k8nowak I bewieve in myself!
8/3/11 2:58 PM
I've successfully raised a genius. An evil genius, but still, a genius.
7/27/11 8:06 AM
check check check is this thing on OH WAIT IT'S A PILLOW fair enough FLUMP zzzzz
8/5/11 4:42 AM
Niels Abel (1802-1829) proved impossibility of solving algebraically the general eqn of the 5th degree, was born 5 Aug http://bit.ly/r021WT
8/5/11 2:23 AM
if we try to secure the well-being of others, we will, at the same time, create the conditions for our own.
8/5/11 2:19 AM
@cheesemonkeysf I eat more candy than any human should. My insides are likely coated in wax.
8/2/11 10:06 PM
Dear @samjshah for your bday I've decided to move to ny. Love, me. p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
8/2/11 9:20 PM
HOLY SHIT IS IT THAT HARD TO STAND IN A CROWD? YOUR ELBOWS ARE ATTACHED TO YOUR FUCKING BODY.
8/2/11 4:01 PM
@cheesemonkeysf ... Of prominence on my bookshelves. http://twitpic.com/5yw5bk
7/31/11 9:13 AM
@cheesemonkeysf @druinok whenever I see a classroom pic I have an irresistible urge to count the chairs/desks.
7/30/11 9:48 PM
@lmhenry9 your blog seems to have freaked out. I blame @ddmeyer for linking you. He has that effect.
7/29/11 10:02 PM
Hubs & son glued couch watching to shark week. Guess my honey do list will be postponed once again. *sigh*
7/30/11 9:42 AM
I mention one thing about Ralph Nader in a bar, and the girl next to me totally wants to talk about it. Is that the secret?
7/29/11 4:35 PM
taking an unintentional social media break while at my parents house. on the upside this has turned in to running and yoga. #itsawesome
7/28/11 9:04 PM
@sarcasymptote is it time to hang out or are you busy?
7/28/11 6:49 AM
Give Boehner a break, you try counting to 216 FOR YOUR JOB
7/28/11 2:38 PM
Can't do my seat selection for Air France on my iPad because Steve Jobs doesn't think it's necessary. Thanks Steve. Very Microsoft of you.
7/28/11 8:14 AM
@sarcasymptote @dcox21 i thought of you last night when my dinner was a bag of cheetos and two riesen chocolates.
7/25/11 7:05 PM
@Mythagon yes! The restorative powers of my own bed are ASTOUNDING. Also, nice picture, gorgeous!
7/25/11 5:24 AM
comic con made me very tired and a bit anti social. i may have to hide in my room for the next several days.
7/24/11 8:57 PM
Q. How do unicorns sparkle so much? A. Unicorn sebaceous glands emit liquefied glimmer. #Science
7/24/11 12:00 PM
RT @jreulbach: @cheesemonkeysf @wmcneary @sarcasymptote PB&J w/cheetos or chips smashed in between #StrangeCuisine
7/27/11 8:58 PM
@mathheadinc @jreulbach @wmcneary @sarcasymptote OK, PB&J w/cheetos is too far gone for me.
7/27/11 8:59 PM
@mathheadinc @cheesemonkeysf @wmcneary @sarcasymptote peanut butter w maple syrup on bread is the BEST. Tastes like that nut candy thing.
7/28/11 7:15 AM