40 days and nights of standardized testing: a reflection

And on the 289th day, God made brownie mix. He divided the mix into the batter & the topping. And God saw the brownie mix, that it was good. And God said, Let the brownie mix be cheap and abundant and distributed to all the grocery stores so that all those who suffer, may make brownies. And the baked brownies He called "one serving," and he forbade the posting of the nutrition facts. And there were brownies, later with toppings, a comfort food.